Austenitic VaxBand (tm)
The Austenitic Vaxband (tm) uses an alloy of naturally occurring metals to form a protective wristband. The Vaxband (tm), when worn as directed and in conjunction with proper vaccination, ensures herd immunity, and completely neutralizes the excess risk some parents believe are common with vaccines preserved with mercury.
The VaxBand (tm) alloy interacts with your sweat, in order to neutralize your concerns. Even inactive people sweat enough to be protected, but people who work out while wearing a VaxBand (tm) also report lower blood sugar, improved diabetic control, weight loss, and improved muscle tone.
Extensive studies have shown the rate of autism of children who wear the VaxBand is no higher that unvaccinated children, and 99.99999% of Children who wear the VaxBand, when properly vaccinated, get fewer diseases than those that do not.
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For a small additional fee, your ring can be inscribed with the symbol of your choic.